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By adieuvelib - 22/10/2009 10:37
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By adieuvelib - 22/10/2009 10:37
By Chopinou - 23/10/2009 08:45
By Solton - 23/10/2009 15:25
By lili34 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Twin - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Palpatine - 04/12/2009 17:18
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By aelia_oups - 16/12/2009 20:39
alors pour répondre à quelques questions : 1) je n'ai pas 10 ans.... mais 21 et je suis une fille !! haha ne vous fiez pas à l'illustration 2) je suis allergique à TOUS les fruits et oui je meurs si j'en mange un 3) ma mère m'a bien sûr dit ca sur le ton de l'humour !
By Heleane - 21/12/2009 11:10
By Rickhunter - 22/12/2009 12:09
By moraled - 27/12/2009 09:22
By Inconnu - 06/01/2010 20:58
By Pasdecul - 07/01/2010 18:45
By rimae74 - 11/01/2010 11:00
By Liam - 11/01/2010 12:29
By Inconnu - 03/02/2010 08:51
By Jakal - 07/02/2010 01:00
Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM, Les débats sur le nom de mon fils m'ont bien fait marrer puisque : 1/ J'ai fait une faute de frappe 2/ Ce n'est pas le prénom de mon fils. J'ai arrangé les deux noms pour en donner deux communs pour que les gens qui me connaissent ne me reconnaissent pas. Concernant ce qui s'est passé, oui j'en ai honte, mais c'est arrivé il y'a longtemps et aujourd'hui on préfère en rire qu'en pleurer. Sur le coup j'ai évidemment eu la peur de ma vie. J'ai l'habitude d'aller au bar avec mes amis, et c'était la première fois que j'y allais avec mon fils pour le présenter. Sauf qu'à un moment mon fils a voulu faire le tour du côté restaurant (on s'émerveille pour un papillon à cet âge) et une serveuse que je connais bien a voulu l'accompagner. Étant à quelques mètres il ne pouvait s'échapper. Mais n'ayant pas l'habitude de l'amener dans cet endroit, machinalement j'ai dit au revoir et je suis reparti tandis que la serveuse était dans la pièce d'à côté avec mon fils. Voilà voilà ! Aujourd'hui il a 12 ans et toutes ses dents, et non je ne suis pas pilier de bar, je ne fais qu'y boire un café chaque matin avant le travail :)
By Mllecrepe - 07/02/2010 15:29
#30 Elle s'en est pas mal tirée... ce qui n'est pas le cas de la portière couverte de griffures faites avec un chapelet.^^ C'est rare de renverser quelqu'un à l'arrêt... # 9 et #33 Ca s'est passé en Belgique, dans un bled paumé. Rien à voir avec l'accident à Luçon dont je n'étais même pas au courant.^^ Merci aux autres pour les commentaires positifs. ;-)