By douchegamer - 03/03/2013 03:38 - New Zealand - Auckland
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Sfss99's favorite FMLs
By Will this stupid fad ever end? - 06/03/2013 11:51 - United States
By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga
By kenabrookee - 03/04/2013 05:48 - United States - Northridge
By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States
By How strange - 20/04/2013 12:02 - United States
Unfair
By mybossisanass - 23/04/2013 08:17 - United States
By catfan - 30/10/2013 05:48 - United States - Wildomar
catfan tells us more.
By Aggie_De - 14/12/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom
By Iloverainbows10 - 18/12/2013 16:44 - United States - Brunswick
Iloverainbows10 tells us more.
He wasnt always like this. Used to listen and talk. Now hands are just being thrown up in the air. Says he doesnt know how to handle fights.
By whereismyprince? - 18/12/2013 17:01 - Canada - Sherwood Park
How is that fair?
By Anonymous - 23/12/2013 00:58 - United States - Dekalb
STOP SCREAMING
By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 12:10 - Australia - Campbelltown
By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 17:20 - United States
By thejanamonster - 30/12/2013 19:48 - United States - Geneva
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I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years now. The nude was taken and sent to an ex that I thought I could trust before I had even met my boyfriend. The "friend" got it from a friend of his that supplies nudes of girls from the city I moved from. The reason I had no idea who the guy was is because he moved to a different state before I met my boyfriend, but they've been friends for a really long time. My boyfriend took it relatively well and things are perfectly fine between us. Hope this clears up some questions I've seen.
By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 02:32 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford
By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline
By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon
Nice neighborhood
By Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin
Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.