By Ashlynnlove - 10/02/2014 14:12 - United States
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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse
By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper
Karen moment
By dumbwifehappylife - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Woodbine
By Anonyme - 12/02/2014 09:47 - France - Aigremont
Weird family time
By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 17:26 - United States - Louisville
Road rage
By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 18:11 - United States
By Stuck - 12/02/2014 18:25 - United States - Evans
By Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando
By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:47 - United States - Kennett
By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States
Anti Joke
By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 21:39 - United States - Daytona Beach
By chinaski7628 - 15/02/2014 07:11 - United States - Glendale
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Op here. As most teachers will tell you, kids cheat all the time and badly, too. I usually write my own tests and worksheets and only write up answer keys when I need them, which does cut down on cheating. I didn't even realize I had a teacher's edition of the textbook until I came across those answers. On that day I had a family emergency and figured book work practice for an upcoming test would be fine. I did talk to the students involved and their parents. Unfortunately, several of the kids involved are habitual truants and failing my class anyway, so suspension, detention and a zero on the assignment don't mean much to them. A few of the kids involved, though they struggle, do come to class everyday and try, they just made a stupid decision. After a long (and embarrassing for them) talk with me, they (hopefully) have learned a lesson about cheating and blindly following others.
By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle
By housedoctor - 22/02/2014 11:01 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 07:18 - United States - Littleton
Not a laughing matter
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas
By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence
By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 21:10 - Canada - Winnipeg
By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 06:09 - Australia - Mordialloc
I said FML because I feel horrible. And of course I took my cat to the vet. She is fine. No internal bleeding, no punctured lung, no limping. The vet said there was no damage and to be more careful. Trust me, I won't leave the bathroom door cracked open anymore. Just an update.