By HeyTherexxx - 21/04/2014 01:02 - United States - Diamond Bar
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By kelly.duggan - 21/04/2014 04:03 - Canada - Carleton Place
By Taylor - 21/04/2014 04:04 - United States - Dubuque
By shorty - 21/04/2014 04:11 - Australia - Brisbane
By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 03:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville
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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord
Coffee machine goes BRRRRRR
By mee - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Paris
By AnonymousAndSad - 24/04/2014 23:42 - United States - Waukon
By spencerlong - 25/04/2014 03:02 - United States - Kennewick
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Hey guys. First off, I am very happy to have had this published, but I would like to clarify some things and clear the misunderstandings! My friends mom is not actually a burn victim, she just wasn't attractive at all and didn't resemble her daughter either. We had been texting previously, and she was sending me pictures of celebrities and asking if she looked like that. She then sent that picture of her mom, who was honestly very unattractive. I thought I was being clever with the whole "caught in a burning building" joke, but it was just the wrong time to use it. Believe me when I say I have nothing against burn victims, as that's seriously a weird thing to hate on. After I found out I apologized and she accepted, so everything is fine now! Thanks for taking the time to read this, I just wanted you guys to not think I'm some weird shallow guy who hates burn victims and is only after girls for their looks.
By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada
By fuckingfloridahowihatethee - 26/04/2014 19:55 - United States - Punta Gorda
By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide
By emydoll - 28/04/2014 03:28 - United States - Honolulu
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I probably should have made a few things clear first, this girl was a total bitch in high school and made fun of me daily. So you can imagine how surprised I was in that horribly awkward situation.
By willstaysingle - 29/04/2014 14:18
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I am the Original Poster. I'm only replying because so many of you requested a follow-up and so many of you are misconceptualizing the context. From the beginning I discussed my interest in a serious relationship and expressed my eventual wish to be with her. I did not explicitly say I wanted to marry her. In common logic, there is no need for that. It is to be expected. For the ones asking about age. I am 30 years old, she is 25 years old. That was clearly not the problem. I am not seeking attention in all of this. But I will let you people know I emigrated for this girl. I made entire reservations for the family members I wished to see. I sacrificed a lot for her. I adapted to her needs. Some of you people say just because there is effort, she doesn't need to accept. While I agree, at some point, when you realize how much sacrifice is made, you are bound to love. There is no love whatsoever without sacrifice. I told her from the beginning that I am not wasting my time. If you are not sure what to do with the rope I gave you, let go early before we get to high grounds, so you could spare me a killer downfall. To all the people who felt sympathetic and gave me a "chin-up". Thank you. A lesson learned that I will teach every single one of you here. Be selfish. I have filled my heart with hate. Love and cherish. Just do not sacrifice so much that you find your life so strained you realize that you wasted years of hard work, effort and emotion. Mind your mental health.
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By god - 29/04/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Livingston
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By RollieCollieUSA - 30/01/2009 17:27 - United States
Unfortunately, seeing them was inevitable. I'm trying not to get involved, but needless to say, it's difficult. Apparently, my mother is going to tell my step-dad, but she's a liar sometimes. One step at a time, I suppose.