By Catuser - 06/03/2014 03:09 - United States - Bracey
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Itchy arse
By DaggerHole - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia
Jesus Saves
By workaholic - 06/03/2014 16:24 - United States - San Francisco
Sensitive snowflake
By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By fuck off, eh! - 07/03/2014 21:25 - Canada - Milton
By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean
By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 23:13 - United States
Art is art
By ashamed father - 09/03/2014 22:32 - Canada - Brampton
By littlefinger - 11/03/2014 16:11 - United States - Foley
By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 22:27 - United States - Remus
By tayymeds - 12/03/2014 07:44 - United States - Mission Viejo
tayymeds tells us more.
So yes, I agree that I completely deserve it because I won't be blunt with him. I just don't want him to get insecure about it, like he has with other intimate things. I drop hints by not showing response when he starts to act like I'm a chew toy, but it doesn't work. I have however, brought up the idea of watching movies with him, he's agreed to it, so maybe I'll lightly drop the bomb there.... But all in all, he's a great man and an exceptional lover--just not with that one bit of foreplay. Thanks for the laughs and opinions!
By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States
Candidly
By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 04:06 - Canada - London
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By NotInTheRightPlace - 17/03/2014 18:18 - United States - Falls Church
Mommy issues
By tiredofcrazy - 18/03/2014 09:14 - Australia
By Anonymous - 18/03/2014 14:56 - Japan
NO MORE!
By cat whisperer - 20/03/2014 04:31 - United States
By KEA_08 - 20/03/2014 17:13 - Canada - Etobicoke
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OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.
This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!