By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford
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Sfss99's favorite FMLs
Sooner or later, you're gonna listen to Ralph Nader
By AJL - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States
By cakefete2 - 04/07/2014 17:29 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 04/07/2014 19:04 - Netherlands
Great joke Dad, thanks
By Anonymous - 05/07/2014 17:53 - United States
Supportive
By ILOVELEDZEPPELIN - 06/07/2014 20:27 - United States - Wakefield
By Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston
By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster
By Anonymous - 08/07/2014 19:40 - United States - Clive
By library book - 10/07/2014 05:27 - United States - Grand Prairie
By oh my fucking god - 10/07/2014 13:34 - United Kingdom - Derby
Nice try, Sharon
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton
By look how totally not racist I am! - 11/07/2014 03:32 - United States - Salida
Judgemental
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston
By rachelhope - 11/07/2014 17:07 - United States - Dundalk
rachelhope tells us more.
By weeping_angel_ - 12/07/2014 14:00 - United States - Cortland
Playing with fire
By Workhorse - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Athens
Tanning
By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States
Double standard
By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga
By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 16:04 - United States - Pompano Beach
To those telling me to leave while she was in the bathroom: you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how anxiety works. My mind was in a state of "The minute I exit my stall she is going to as well." While I knew this was unlikely, I still couldn't physically bring myself to leave. Additionally, I'd like to thank those of you who left positive comments. I'm trying to overcome this. :)