baast

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  • strasbourg, france
  • 43 years-old
  • Wednesday 16 March 1983
  • In a relationship

About Baast

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Baast's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I was here first!

Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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Baast's favorite FMLs

AlexEtOuiCMoi tells us more.

AlexEtOuiCMoi 0

Pour moi, ce n'est pas la comparaison qui m'a blessé, c'est surtout qu'elle parle de ce qu'un autre lui a dit à haute voix... Super dans un moment pareil ;-). (Cette anecdote est arrivée il y 3 ans environ).

Blacksaloon tells us more.

Blacksaloon 0

En fait, c'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM. Donc quelques explications : il s'agissait d'une séance de jour dans un festival un jour de grand soleil donc je suis rentré rapidement dans la salle et j'etais totalement aveuglé et j'ai essayé de m'asseoir rapidement. En plus, en plus de lui coller ma main sur le visage, j'ai fait lever le gars pour m'assoir à côté de lui !

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nonekix 0

Caramba ! Ouais c'est vrai que sur ce coup, je crains plus que beaucoup! M'enfin, on a pas idée d'avoir un truc comme ça chez soi!! Non? Je tiens à dire pour ma défense, qu'effectivement comme le soulignait #66, ça s'est passé à peu de chose comme ça.. Brrr, le fait d'avoir franchi le périmètre de sécurité de cet objet me lance encore des frissons violents ^^ Nota Benne, je suis plutôt pas très riche, même plutôt pas du tout, mais très bien éduqué, et tout est parti d'un bon sentiment...