By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 21:05 - United States
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Demhaxbro's favorite FMLs
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mfischer tells us more.
I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.
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To catch a perv'
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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham
OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!