By OwlSaysBlimey - 17/11/2013 07:38 - Sweden
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OP here, not only that but when I got inside the stall, there was piss all over the seat that I had to wipe away with toilet paper. And the stall smelled like ass.
By nevaagain - 19/08/2016 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul
Uncanny
By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States
Rumbled
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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar
Wrong end of the stick
By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States
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By NotSteve - 18/04/2009 08:19 - United States
You coming?
By snotface - 23/04/2009 19:47 - United States
Ewwww
By jamblasticus - 09/05/2009 01:07 - United States
I really didn't think this would be posted, but thanks for all the hilarious comments! Well, I think I ought to explain it a bit. This person is one of our usual customers and is infamous for being a total idiot. Although this isn't the first time he has complained to us, this is by far the stupidest complaint he's made. He's usually complaining about that the Internet's off and that he can't turn 3G on and so on. Anyway, he didn't get his money back and my boss told him to piss off, so we're all good :).