By imarriedanaxemurderer - 18/06/2013 05:01 - United States - Joliet
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It's a mystery
By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - 23/06/2013 17:02 - Guam - Yigo
Full of himself
By myfavoritesgouda - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Manhasset
By thanksdoc - 24/06/2013 22:12 - United States - San Antonio
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Gullible
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Cloquet
By EpicJman2828 - 27/06/2013 04:27 - United States
EpicJman2828 tells us more.
OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses
I'm confused
By confusedbagel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles
By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 18:07 - Egypt - Cairo
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By dear god help me. - 04/09/2013 22:46 - United States - Ewa Beach
By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx
The truth
By theynamedmeluke - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Austin
Bad boy
By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma
By emirie - 14/11/2013 21:33 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg
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So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.
By unproud - 15/11/2013 07:05 - United Kingdom - Luton
By heightdifference - 28/11/2013 16:34 - United States - Memphis
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By MissDQ - 02/12/2013 13:47 - Australia - Perth
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I've been dying my hair since I was 14, so know what I'm doing. I just now live in a tiny house with a tiny bathroom and my hair is just shy of my butt. I usually use a mirror to make sure I'm ok, but because of the length of my hair I have to do it upside down over the bathtub. It got on my arms while doing the main body of my hair, ears and forehead are a no brainier and I had a couple of spots drip down the gloves while I was doing the ends. I managed to get it off my face thankfully because I had to go out in public. The box said to use a wet towel with shampoo on it when you rinse it out, which I did and it didn't seem to be working so I attacked my face with exfoliating gloves and it did the job. I've now got to work out how to scrub the purple off the vanity and in the bathtub. I do wipe it straight away but it stains right away too. It's a super dark mahogany since I have to use 2 bottles. Looks blackish in the shade and red in the sun. Came out far better than I expected and I've never gone dark before so it's a nice change. Adds to the 'new me' thing I've got going.
By eer004 - 07/12/2013 10:06 - United States - Odessa
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I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed
By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane
Yes, my psychiatrist is a boss. She did the impression spot on without looking up from her notes, which was hilarious. Woopwoopwoopwooooop