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By kreolexpatrié - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By kreolexpatrié - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By intolérante - 07/06/2013 16:52 - France
By Lol - 07/06/2013 20:58 - France
By Mzlle_Ju - 08/06/2013 19:53 - France - Orl
By Poustache - 11/06/2013 10:30 - France - Saint-paul-l
By SpiderFather - 11/06/2013 10:37 - France
By doowy - 12/06/2013 10:22 - France
By Knorr - 12/06/2013 15:33 - France - Lithaire
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montereau
By Glitch - 13/06/2013 14:19 - France
By ThymAuRoti - 15/06/2013 19:26 - Espagne - Berriozar
By zef - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni
By bibou - 16/06/2013 11:13 - États-Unis
By Django05 - 16/06/2013 22:42 - France - Reims
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Naturellement cette situation m'a mis dans une position inconfortable. Je croyais m'être complètement planté mais ça à eu tout l'effet contraire (incroyable non) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'en retiens une leçon : Toujours se relire avant d'envoyer les sms. Bonne suite sur VDM à tous ;-)
By Puick - 17/06/2013 15:52 - France - Sonchamp
By jujub - 19/06/2013 01:01 - France - Paris
By lol - 19/06/2013 23:45 - France
By insigne - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Montpellier
By jadore les gateaux - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paimpol
By pasdechance.com - 24/06/2013 10:28 - France - Marseille
Salut, c'est moi l'auteure de la VDM :-) Déjà, tout vos commentaire m'ont bien fait rire. Alors premièrement, non, je ne cherchais pas à ouvrir à mon amant, et deuxièmement, l'armoire était assez petite, raison pour laquelle elle ne m'as pas complètement écrabouillée. Je m'en sort plutôt pas mal, à part un déboitement de l'épaule dû à une ouverture trop violente de la porte xD. Super glorieux comme blessure de guerre. Fin voilà, j'espère que vous allez continuer à bien vous foutre de ma gueule ;-).