By audreyav - 30/06/2012 08:10 - United States - Dallas
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Sakaea's favorite FMLs
By kalikanna - 07/07/2012 06:10 - United States - Piscataway
kalikanna tells us more.
How? What?
By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 14:43 - Japan - Tokyo
Geography
By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 22:47 - United States
By justlittleoldme - 25/07/2012 21:05 - United States - Sarona
By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris
By dagreatpumpkin - 02/10/2012 18:48 - United States
dagreatpumpkin tells us more.
The pumpkin was for a contest. It weighed in at over 500 LBS. No-one was hurt by it being in the intersection, only vehicle damage. Cuplrits have been found and charged with Meyham, 2 counts of Grand Theft (one for the pumpkin, and one for a forklift), Criminal Trespass, and Vandalism. Cinderella, didn't make it to the ball.
By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States
By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces
Wurdz is hard
By Holy Testacles - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Whatever floats your boat
By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:48 - France - Belloy-en-france
WHO ARE YOU?
By Targeted - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland
By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent
By Anonymous - 28/11/2012 06:32 - United States - Madison
By wtf - 17/12/2012 19:38 - United States
By Dog_Lover - 18/12/2012 15:30 - Canada - Montreal
By spellbound - 19/12/2012 14:59 - Australia - Perth
By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont
Excuuuuuuse me?
By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 13:32 - Canada - Toronto
Protective
By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 18:30 - United States - Bakersfield
Well how about this. This tool place in Florida, not new jersey. Yes there was a hole in the roof but he patched it up pretty quick. Yes my dad is a redneck and it was a brown recluse so it deserved to die. XD