By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup
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By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup
By ironies a b*tch - 13/04/2013 05:04 - United States - Chatham
By obnum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By lsababy - 11/06/2013 18:46 - United States - Muskegon
I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.
By Madster15 - 15/09/2013 06:05 - Australia - Melbourne
OP here, I actually found it rather cute more than annoying, when I'm out though the cats will be too. vasoline and Vicks on the tap? no thanks, that would make ME avoid the taps too. changing the faucets all over my house could be more expensive than anything. the cat puns....please don't. number 23 should also be shunned, cat hater. lastly, I should point out I have three cats because one was stray, if I give him to a shelter she will be killed because she is rather unfriendly at times.
By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 19:53 - Romania - Bucharest
By Purplexus - 02/01/2014 14:13 - Turkey - Ankara
Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha
By SirDirtyRedD - 25/01/2014 01:03 - Iceland - Reykjav
i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol
By sabz21 - 27/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Naugatuck
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By ThatGuyWithFMLs - 25/02/2014 09:31 - Japan - Osaka
Yeah, I was pretty surprised that with all the things on his desk, he saw the cactus as a way to put me in my place haha.
By campus pussy - 22/03/2014 21:08 - United States - Ross
By SaintGoobers - 06/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Cambridge
Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States
Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!