By Anonyme - 15/01/2011 18:12 - France
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Carotte_ratee's favorite FMLs
Quel tabac…
By Anonyme - 19/01/2011 13:25 - Reserved
By Woyzecke - 21/01/2011 07:54 - France
Feignasse
By Anonyme - 23/01/2011 20:43 - Suisse
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heart_aussie tells us more.
By Layton - 12/02/2011 11:54 - France
Le monde est petit
By lola123 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By seigneurpalpatoc - 01/03/2011 16:29 - France
Vieille recette
By Youpiyouplala - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 08/03/2011 07:45 - France
By pasglop - 13/03/2011 13:30 - France
By l0li - 30/03/2011 10:53 - France
Mauvaise conduite
By Anonyme - 30/03/2011 14:15 - France
C'est relou à force
By Theogrrrr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By pasdechance - 11/04/2011 11:43 - Reserved
By Anonyme - 19/04/2011 11:03 - France
HANGRY !
By ynwa - 26/04/2011 10:25 - France
Terreur
By tic tac - 27/04/2011 21:51 - Reserved
Alors, je suis en Terminale Littéraire, en tant qu'élève et si ma VDM est si "peu précise" c'est que je ne pensai pas venir sur VDM pour faire une dissertation, simplement raconter une anecdote. Le but était d'amuser ceux qui liraient, non d'expliquer pourquoi. ^^ Seuls les Terminales avaient cours ce jour-là si ça peut apporter un quelconque éclairage à mon propos, et ils ont été renvoyés chez eux pour des histoires de bus. Le sujet, par ailleurs, était sur le travail. La VDM reposant donc sur l'amertume d'avoir traversé 2km de patinoire, d'avoir croisé des amis en S et ES rentrant se mettre au chaud chez eux et d'avoir été la seule classe de tout le lycée à rester.