By Anonyme - 27/07/2012 19:46 - Suisse - Neuchatel
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Carotte_ratee's favorite FMLs
By liqui - 01/08/2012 00:44 - France
C'est Rémy
By cuisine - 09/08/2012 08:19 - France - Maurepas
Tu quoi ?
By Moi - 24/08/2012 04:16 - Chine - Wuhan
Astuce shopping
By pandatoboggan - 26/08/2012 00:47 - France - Chemill
By Manoiel - 05/09/2012 19:12 - France - Paris
Manoiel tells us more.
Chaud devant
By alcatrazdu64 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Danemark - Horsens
Suspicion
By lnaltr - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Geneva
By endofworld - 24/09/2012 20:26 - France - B
By pierre75 - 28/09/2012 13:33 - France - Quesnoy-sur-de
Pauvre Juliette
By Damsssssss - 09/10/2012 00:33 - France
Relou
By quevoulezvous - 19/10/2012 00:23 - France
By minimoys666 - 19/10/2012 20:37 - France - Livry-gargan
Supermarché
By 06832154... - 23/10/2012 00:05 - Royaume-Uni
By r5658r - 30/10/2012 09:40 - France - Paris
By razelesmurs - 12/11/2012 15:55 - France
By LAGH - 16/11/2012 16:58 - France - Maubeuge
LAGH tells us more.
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci pour le repérage de la faute "ne m'a pas vuE". Je ne sais jamais quand il faut accorder avec avoir. Pour la VDM, le petit garçon était assez turbulent mais pas méchant. Je prends le bus tous les jours, et les enfants veulent toujours demander l'arrêt. Je voulais juste être gentille, j'pensais pas que sa mère allait réagir comme ça... Non je n'ai pas dit à la mère que c'était moi qui lui avait dit de le faire. J'ai honte, mais je n'ai pas osé sur le coup, encore surprise par cette baffe.
By grégles. - 20/11/2012 17:18 - France - Marcq-en-baroeul
Un jour, mon prince…
By Sans amis - 21/11/2012 18:35 - France - Serres-castet
Ça schtroumpf
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Roville-devant-bayon
Alors pour info, cette histoire est arrivée à une de mes amies, et elle ne reçoit que des filtres à café, mais ses voisins ont reçu du PQ et ont même été enfermés. Ce Gérard s'amuse aussi à faire couler son robinet toute la nuit pour faire du bruit et empêcher ses voisins de dormir. Il fume dans son appartement, laissant la fumée aller chez les voisins et il s'amuse à rentrer et sortir de l'immeuble toute la nuit. Quant aux objets qu'il accroche, c'est pour savoir quand la personne sort de chez elle. (et les filtres sont usagés et le PQ pas en très bon état -mais pas usagé, je vous rassure-)