Le boulet
By mamita - 19/01/2014 18:43 - France
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By mamita - 19/01/2014 18:43 - France
By norina - 20/01/2014 14:21 - France - Paris
By vegas-81 - 20/01/2014 15:21 - France
By Anonyme - 21/01/2014 07:15 - France - Orange
By Dansleluc - 21/01/2014 10:06 - France - Gevrey-chambertin
By frimousse24 - 21/01/2014 14:47 - France - Nice
By BlondCacaDOie - 21/01/2014 18:55 - France - Embrun
By Putschnitz - 22/01/2014 16:42 - France - Languenan
By emehood - 23/01/2014 22:36 - Royaume-Uni - Aldershot
By Sir_Lighteater - 24/01/2014 18:36 - France
By Chamallow - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Bourgneuf
By bilouute - 26/01/2014 08:05 - France - Talence
By Fever - 27/01/2014 19:56 - France - Paris
By VDamidot - 29/01/2014 07:02 - France
By Anonyme - 31/01/2014 19:48 - France - Artiguelouve
By melimelo24 - 03/02/2014 11:45 - Australie - Clayton
Hello, je suis l'auteur (la fille de l'histoire en fait) ! Alors les faits remontent à quelques années mais je crois que je jouais à un Suikoden. Sauf que comme d'hab, je me suis perdue dans une ville en cherchant un truc alors petit craquage improductif à courir après les oiseaux en ricanant. Ma mère s'est bien foutue de moi après m'avoir surprise ^^ Mais que #34 se rassure, je cours aussi après les pigeons en vrai, même maintenant. Promis, à quarante ans j'arrête. (... ou pas)
By NoBrakeNoProblem - 03/02/2014 20:33 - France - Avize
By vallloouu - 04/02/2014 06:55 - France
By Anonyme - 04/02/2014 20:47 - France
By Midnight_Sun - 06/02/2014 11:22 - France - Marseille
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Tout d'abord un grand MERCI à vous pour m'avoir publiée, j'y suis allée de ma petite larme, je crois que je n'ai jamais été aussi émue que le jour où j'ai reçu mon diplôme (humour humour !). Me voici donc pour vous raconter la suite, et vous expliquer ce qui m'est passé par la tête pour sortir une énormité pareille :) J'ai eu un coup de coeur pour ce beau médecin il y a déjà un moment, quand il m'a prise en charge pour ce fameux pied cassé ! Aujourd'hui il s'agissait d'un contrôle, évidemment j'ai pris la précaution de me faire une pédicure avant d'y aller, mais quand même, avoir un coup de coeur pour un orthopédiste qui doit examiner votre pied.. Hum ! Une épaule, un poignet, pourquoi pas, un genou à la limite, mais un pied ! Dur ! J'étais justement en train de penser à cela pendant qu'il me palpait les orteils, et j'ai réalisé que ma remarque était à double sens au moment où il a relevé les yeux vers moi et qu'un gros blanc s'en est suivi. La suite ? Elle est simple : j'ai éclaté de rire devant ma propre stupidité, et je lui ai bien précisé ce à quoi je pensais en disant cela. Malheureusement je n'ai pas pu m'empêcher de rougir jusqu'à la racine des cheveux, ce qui a légèrement gâché l'effet d'auto-dérision. Il a souri et la consultation s'est poursuivie comme si de rien n'était, à parler de tout et de rien, y compris de sujets non médicaux ! Bonne soirée à tous !
Bonjour tous! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM - vraiment contente d'avoir été publiée ! J'aime trop ce site ! Je fais pas long mais en gros, l'élève va bien, le ressort à été retiré à l'hôpital - coincé dans son "tuyau pour manger", pas pour respirer...(je ne suis pas prof de science, hein, si jamais)