By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 02:47 - United States - Killington
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We met a lot later!
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By Suunflower_14 - 26/08/2013 21:18 - United States - Gilbert
Suunflower_14 tells us more.
Just wanted to confirm some questions here. I'm gonna be getting a restraining order here soon. He still tries to talk me at work (we work at the same coffee shop, what a coincidence) and I do my best to ignore him. He creeps me out actually very much so and he constantly is bugging me. The guy is weird, but in a way I feel bad for him because he's always been an outcast and doesn't really understand how to have friends. Anyways, I should be starting my college classes soon too so I can focus on school and not so much... Him.. Too bad he's probably a kidnapper. Thanks for the... lovely comments guys.
By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 04:40 - Canada - Saint Albert
By bobosgonnagetyou - 01/11/2013 06:04 - United States - Lake Oswego
bobosgonnagetyou tells us more.
Hey FML, OP here! I created an account so I could answer some of your questions. First off, I live in Oregon. Secondly, I thought it was hilarious, although a tad creepy at times, but I just let her do her thing and didn't try to stop her. Most people thought it was great and took it really well. She had a blast doing it, and was simply pulling a prank, which is what Halloween is all about! :)
By FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP - 01/11/2013 18:38 - Canada - Edmonton
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By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris
You what mate?
By Zekrome - 05/05/2014 07:53 - Canada - Markham
Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.