By AwkCockBlock - 07/03/2016 00:17 - Canada - Nanaimo
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By AwkCockBlock - 07/03/2016 00:17 - Canada - Nanaimo
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OP talkin here bb's. Short version of story: Super early in the morning, after a night of partying, I offered a couple people the option to crash at my place (as they lived a ways away, it was pouring rain, no transportation etc.) YES they knew I was in the bed, thought they were being sneaky. I was awoken from bed movement. To people saying I should have said / done something..I did..hence the username.