By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo
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Hey everyone; OP here. I apologized to my Nana when he came back home a couple of hours later. He laughed, hugged me, and said "it's all right. I'm used to your awkwardness anyway. And for the record, I did have fun!" I appreciate the supportive comments. I'll read and translate them to my Nana in Bangla. I'm sure he'll get a good laugh from this, as well. So, I really thank you all for allowing me to have another special moment with him. I truly, sincerely do.
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Hey guys!! Op here! I honestly didn't expect this to get accepted. Anyway, I wanna say thanks to all the people making jokes, I found them hilarious. To the people wondering, yes I'm female. Also, the bus was PACKED, or else I definitely would've moved. Trust me, I glared at him as much as I could and I actually told him to stop multiple times. I even threatened him with calling the police, but he wouldn't stop. But you know, I got to my stop and had a wonderful day in the city even after that experience. Nothing else happened, and I'm back home safe and sound. Sorry for the long explanation!
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