By Johnvris - 08/07/2015 14:44 - Aruba - Oranjestad
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By matou - 09/07/2015 20:41 - France - Caluire
By Hollzbananza - 11/07/2015 14:30 - Australia
Hollzbananza tells us more.
To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)
By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles
By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad
Educate your sons
By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 05:00 - United States - San Francisco
By fuck - 24/07/2015 16:44 - Canada - Cowansville
By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford
By clutzirella - 07/08/2015 06:32 - United States - Bradenton
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the snake is not dead or bitten. I knew what I was doing and the rat is dead and eaten. they were all buddy for a matter of 20 minutes.
By imonfmlnow - 13/08/2015 16:24 - United States
imonfmlnow tells us more.
Some of your comments kind of make me cringe, but this is FML so I guess I should have expected that. It was in fact not my boyfriends first time, not even close :P it was one of my first times, actually. He is the first person I've had sex with, and he knows what he's doing WAY more than I do. Anyways, he's just a really funny guy. He's confident and cocky and a goober and i love him. The first time we had sex I told him to talk dirty to me so he said okay and started whispering things like "the kitchen sink. The floor when I don't vacuum." And we both ended up laughing so hard we were crying. He's a fantastic guy, the love of my life, and I wouldn't leave him for anything. To wrap this up, why are people saying my expectations are too high? I've never had an ******, but I've given my boyfriend more than a few. I just wanted to know if I could have one, because I haven't got anywhere near an ****** yet in any sexual situations I've had in my whole life. I wasn't having false expectations, I think it's pretty normal to want to experience an ******. Anyway, thanks for reading!
By so_this_is_me - 13/08/2015 17:12 - Canada - Brampton
By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George
By extremereviews - 16/08/2015 22:14 - United States - Fort Worth
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Hello everyone! Yes I do have insurance, but the last time a friend of mine needed an ambulance the bill was still over $1500 after insurance. Also yes, in America you do have to pay when you go to the hospital. Luckily the water park just so happened to be built directly next to a fire station, so they just wheeled me over there and treated me on site. I was very dehydrated, and when I blacked out I was actually in line to get a water from the concession stand but I had been waiting in line for over 30 minutes in the heat which didn't help.
Hierarchy of problems
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington Heights
By PositiveElectron - 27/08/2015 19:52 - United States - Glen Allen
By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau
By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States
By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto
By Eminnis - 31/08/2015 03:27 - United States - Woodland Park
By FuckThis - 31/08/2015 13:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
Yeah it sucks but he apologized for his insensitivity and we're still together.