cest la vie

Mrs
0
Followed
0
Followers
63
Badges
157
Comments
9679
Visits
524
Favorites
  • 958828
  • Not specified
  • Not specified
  • In a relationship

About Cest la vie

Oh le zoli badge! Je veux, je veux!!

Bon, plus sérieusement: mariée, maman de 26 ans et plus que heureuse au niveau famille; polyglotte, j'ai habité sur plusieurs continents; j'adore voyager, découvrir le monde et ses merveilles, et rêver de tous les pays qu'il me reste encore à visiter.

Quelques perles de modo:
"J'ai fait exprès d'être morte devant mon petit frère"
"Je suis parti en Suède pour trouver la neige. Arrivé, je me rend compte que c'est l'été" - parce que la Suède se trouve dans l'hemisphère Sud, pardi!
"J'emmène la dépouille mortelle de mon chat"
"Ma soeur a caché mes chaussures. Elle ne me dira pas ou elle les a cachés jusqu'à ce que je les retrouve" - logique implacable!
"Je suis super stitieuse" et "je suis en seinte"
--- j'en ajoute au fur et à mesure, donc patience! ;) ---

Cest la vie - Followers

Cest la vie - Followed

Cest la vie's page visits

Hugged!

Rachel DarkSoul4 L0tch Eyneck VirusKing blawin Priscillaa Yanis52535 Prana sarah99_38 Nana LNoodles

Cest la vie's FML badges

Top 500 July-August-September 2015

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

I've got nothing better to do in class

Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.

Top 10 April-May-June 2015

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Top 10 January-February-March 2015

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Top 10 October-November-December 2014

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Top 10 October-November-December 2011

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Top 100 July-August-September 2011

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Colonel Whiskers

Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Back from the party

An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.

Friendless, or not going out tonight?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

The list of badges to find

Cest la vie's favorite FMLs

PrincessNuage tells us more.

PrincessNuage 21

Non ce n'est pas fake... :( Je ne le harcelais pas (quand je le fais ça donne un appel tout les quarts d'heures :s mais j'ai arrêté, promis.. lorsque j'ai enfin compris pourquoi mon ex ne me supportait plus :s) Mais il est vrai que c'était la deuxième fois de la journée que je l'appelais, étant donné qu'il n'a plus de crédit... Et que la dernière fois qu'on s'était parlé (2 jours auparavant) on a eu un petit accrochage car on s'était pas compris... (trop de différences, pas toujours très simple...) #2 > Bin, il y a encore quelques jours il disait trop tenir à moi, qu'il voulait pas me perdre, et qu'il était dégouté d'être tombé amoureux... :s Heureuse que ça vous fasse rire, ça fait passer le tout ^^

babiole tells us more.

babiole 2

Bon alors j'explique, ahah, ça a l'air de vous passionner. J'étais dans l'métro, un mec se ramène, raconte sa vie, il a plus de sous, il a du mal à vivre sans travail, sans logement, il est désolé de nous déranger, et tout et tout. Moi, j'suis gentille, j'commence à fouiller mes poches, le gars, me sourit gentiment et me dit de garder mes sous que c'était pas à moi de l'aider, tout ça tout ça. Enfin bref, on s'en fout, nan. :D

Ekiss tells us more.

Ekiss 0

Faut aussi noter qu'elle n'a que 4 ans. Je lui ai répondu que oui, fallait compter tout ce qui bouge :] VDM parce qu'il en a fallu du temps pour la mettre au lit !

mupitor tells us more.

mupitor 0

11 & 12 : je photoshopais des photos de vacances, j'ai voulu faire une pause et au bout d'une heure de pause j'avais totalement oublié que j'avais toujours photoshop d'ouvert.. 47 : j'ai bien essayé mais je l'ai vraiment entendu au dernier moment .. puis en étant assis, popol en pleine forme, avec un jean et une ceinture de cuir, j'aurais eu du mal à cacher tout ça même si j'avais eu 10secondes de plus ... Ce midi, à table, le repas était très silencieux et de ma chambre, j'entendais mes parents parler d'un rendez-vous avec un psy ...

calinangel78 tells us more.

calinangel78 0

Je donne des cours de soutien en maths, histoire/géo et français au petit. La faute ne revient qu'au père, obsédé en manque, largué par sa femme.