By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion
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By chinaski7628 - 15/02/2014 07:11 - United States - Glendale
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Op here. As most teachers will tell you, kids cheat all the time and badly, too. I usually write my own tests and worksheets and only write up answer keys when I need them, which does cut down on cheating. I didn't even realize I had a teacher's edition of the textbook until I came across those answers. On that day I had a family emergency and figured book work practice for an upcoming test would be fine. I did talk to the students involved and their parents. Unfortunately, several of the kids involved are habitual truants and failing my class anyway, so suspension, detention and a zero on the assignment don't mean much to them. A few of the kids involved, though they struggle, do come to class everyday and try, they just made a stupid decision. After a long (and embarrassing for them) talk with me, they (hopefully) have learned a lesson about cheating and blindly following others.
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By Charlie529 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany
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My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies
By fuck off, eh! - 07/03/2014 21:25 - Canada - Milton
Sorry Mr Whiskers
By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver
By heycutie - 15/04/2014 04:24 - United States - Grand Rapids
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By taintedlover - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo
Cool trick, mom
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By lahiros - 30/05/2014 22:05 - Australia - Bentleigh East
By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga
OP here. Yeah, this ended the relationship on the spot. Especially with how I reacted to it. I believe my exact words were, "no! That's *expletive* gross!" She rebutted with, "it wouldn't be so bad, we've seen each other naked several times before." Referring to her uncle. That did it for me. It's not as bad as pedophilia, they're only a few months apart, he's older, but both over 18. Still I can proudly say she is my ex-girlfriend now and can do whatever the hell she wants with her uncle. This was literally the first red-flag I'd had in the three months since we've been dating. I was all for filming a video, and didn't think it even needed to be said that we'd be using a tripod, or perhaps setting the camera on a shelf, apparently, she had other ideas. It's too bad too, she was actually a decent girlfriend. Ah well, I'll cut my losses and move on.