By nolove - 14/11/2012 10:36 - Australia
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By nolove - 14/11/2012 10:36 - Australia
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By mfischer - 16/11/2012 09:40 - United States
I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.
By Gangnam - 16/11/2012 15:52 - Sweden - Bromma
By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 23:59 - United Kingdom - Eastbourne
By Anonymous - 17/11/2012 00:30 - Croatia - Rijeka
By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States
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By schooyou101 - 17/11/2012 13:34 - United States - Prairie Village
OP here. I did not try to pick her up - I am a 42 year old married father of three and even if I wanted a date I have enough knowledge of the world to know that hot twentysomething blondes prefer hot twentysomething hunks - but I did try to make her smile, and failed miserably. And my geek level is so low that I read paper papers and constantly need my twelve year old son to help with my Iphone. (Plus I`ve never seen the sequels) I realize the girl probably lacked humour more than Star Wars knowledge, but what the heck. My wife laughed her ass off when I told her, though, bless her.