By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth
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By sucks at sucking - 15/12/2012 00:27 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth
By elphi - 15/12/2012 06:11 - United States - Savanna
By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:08 - United States - Redding
By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Lakewood
By teejayrn - 15/12/2012 11:48 - United States - Fayetteville
By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam
By oh gee, you don't say - 15/12/2012 18:43 - United Kingdom - Southampton
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Germany - Mannheim
By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth
By emchocolat - 16/12/2012 16:55 - Europe
Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.
By Amathiel - 29/12/2012 15:23 - Norway - Flor?
Additional info from OP here: Yes, I have a BF who has commented on it, but with humor. He's nicknamed them Bert and Ernie because of the size difference now. Yes, I know it's a common thing, but it still isn't cool to walk around with half a boob on one side ;)
By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth
By killme - 29/12/2012 22:33 - United States - Lewiston
By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States
By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford
By melas303 - 30/12/2012 00:22 - United States
By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond
By Wtf is wrong with her - 30/12/2012 05:20 - Canada - Toronto
OP here! #35, etc. No second date. And...I can't discuss a ongoing investigation. #2 He tried to feel me up and I walked out.I was so scared I left my purse behind. #14 He's on security camera. #4 My limit's about 700 less than he wanted, and he didn't get any of it. #8 Card was instantly cancelled.He put it back. Haven't seen him since. At least the dinner was good.