By Karim - 18/11/2012 17:01 - France - Aix-en-provence
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Clarissecookie's favorite FMLs
By polemploi - 22/11/2012 08:17 - France
Ma teub de secours
By Anonyme - 26/11/2012 13:01 - France - Gerstheim
By Paraladox - 29/11/2012 07:38 - France - Illange
Paraladox tells us more.
By Anonyme - 17/12/2012 21:02 - France
By TomtheVDMeur - 19/12/2012 09:01
By jaimepasledroit - 21/12/2012 00:03 - France - Ajaccio
Bonjour !
By Ooooops - 26/12/2012 23:24 - France - Le Mans
By wiwac - 05/01/2013 19:24 - France - Paris
By Just - 21/01/2013 16:56 - France - Recquignies
By femmefontaine - 10/02/2013 00:45 - France - Saint-junien
By Anonyme - 12/02/2013 22:24 - France - Ponthierry
By Margot - 22/02/2013 00:32 - France - Blain
By anonyme - 25/02/2013 07:44 - France - Jouarre
Passe passe
By nongrata - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Leyr
Pas de fumée sans feu
By Romain - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Sorbiers
By Clo49 - 03/05/2013 07:49 - France - Balma
By Ellie - 01/06/2013 14:04 - France - Riedisheim
Quoi ma gueule ?
By sancho5984 - 02/06/2013 09:04 - France - Mouvaux
Bataille
By KitCatoche - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-jean-de-braye
Pour compléter un peu cette VDM, il arrive effectivement que nos chats (presque tout le temps on va dire :o ) se mettent à marcher/courir/sauter sur nous en pleine nuit. A chaque fois que mon conjoint parle pendant son sommeil, c'est souvent pour réprimander les chats (a base de "mais qu'est ce qu'ils font ?!" et de "c'est pas bientôt fini ce bordel ?!"), chose étrange, il le fait toujours quand ceux ci sont calmes et/ou dorment tranquillement. Ceci dit, le coup de l'autoroute, c'était la première fois.