By Anonymous - 02/05/2012 11:05 - Canada
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Arcticdead's favorite FMLs
Pussy palace
By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France
What? WHAT?
By Anonymous - 02/05/2012 22:41 - Canada - Winnipeg
Nice try
By grovage - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Optimus_Prime97 - 03/05/2012 02:39 - United States
LM308 fried
By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 21:17 - Australia - Brisbane
Fortunate Son
By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Wichita
By anonymous4991 - 04/05/2012 00:39 - United States - Denver
anonymous4991 tells us more.
By CharlieOrion - 04/05/2012 12:25 - United Kingdom - Northampton
CharlieOrion tells us more.
Hey, I'm OP- and I'm really not that fat! I've just gained weight quickly, cause I'm stressed about exams... This didn't really help much!
By Eragons_Mommy92 - 04/05/2012 14:38 - United States
Eragons_Mommy92 tells us more.
This is mine. we did call the cops. we have to prove its our tv so now we have to find the receipt from 2 years ago. her whole family is into illegal shit. her son got arrested recently for forging the mayors signature. we intend on moving as soon as we find an available apartment.
By john - 04/05/2012 19:14 - United Kingdom - Reading
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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon
Classic blunder
By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States
Not now, honey
By rhya4n - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Denmark - Herlev
By angry girlfriend - 22/05/2012 14:32 - Canada - Montreal
By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 15:44 - Canada - Sydney
Remember when conspiracy theories were fun?
By ET. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.