By DyingPlants - 10/10/2011 03:27 - United States
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Selfish
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Secret life
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Psycho
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Delivery!
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Octopi
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Cujo
By Doglover - 13/10/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom
Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x