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Jeune homme charmant et très réservé. Quand tu briseras ma carapace tu découvriras une personne bien moins sauvage qu'il n'y paraît :)

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Bonjour à tous Merci d'avoir validé ma VDM. Alors cette histoire est vraie. J'ai assisté hier et aujourd'hui à une formation dans un parc. Le cadre était très agréable : forêt toute proche, rivière, carbets, poneys, oiseaux en foule, espèces rares de poules, pintades et ... paon. Il n'y a pas de paons en Guadeloupe et je ne sais pas où ils sont allés chercher celui du parc mais enfin, il était là, avec son cri rauque. Et puis d'un coup, un bruit pas possible : le paon s'attaquait à une voiture et croyez-moi, il l'a bien amochée. Ce n'était pas la mienne mais j'ai trouvé que c'était une vraie VDM et je l'ai donc raconté. Pour info, le pauvre monsieur à qui c'est arrivé a garé sa voiture très loin ce matin. Voilà. Et chapeau pour vos commentaires. Certains sont très drôles.