The L word
By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 15:53 - United States - San Francisco
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 15:53 - United States - San Francisco
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By cat lady - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Norway - Egersund
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By MegasaurusRex89 - 18/10/2014 00:04 - United States - Daly City
I did run, but I stopped when I saw another squirrel looking at me and that's when the first one caught up. Greedy and determined little bastards I tell ya! (I'm OP, by the way... And a girl.)
By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 14:10 - United States - Jefferson
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By anotherhuman - 30/11/2014 05:48 - United States - Tampa
It's okay you guys, I got it all sorted out not too long after I submitted this FML. My little sister got in trouble and I received more time on my essay which I passed so everything turned out great on this one. ^__^
By ring-a-ding-ding - 06/12/2014 05:18 - United States - Sparks
Hey all, OP here! Glad to see I made some of you laugh...I wish I could say the same about my cousin, his wife, and my aunt and uncle (the proud first-time grandparents)! At least my dad, who I was staying with for this event (I live up in the mountains, but this was in Denver), laughed his ass off when everyone else was out of earshot and said he honestly felt the same way (and since I was a baby once...thanks, Dad?). Oh, well. At the very least, I think the new parents will avoid me like the plague at future gatherings, even ones specifically planned to honor the new addition (oops), and this might get my relatives to back off about when exactly I'm making my own contribution to the family line.