By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States
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Nan's gotta have it
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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States
Alexa, play "Lovesong" by The Cure
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By beatenbyabum - 12/06/2009 20:45 - United States
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Fake it til you make it
By iamrose - 13/06/2009 05:16 - United States
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By number2 - 14/06/2009 04:05 - United States
Classic
By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States
By driezal - 14/06/2009 04:19 - Canada
driezal tells us more.
To all those that commented: "Why didn't you drink too? Party pooper!" Actually, I'm allergic to alcohol. I did have one drink, but anymore than that and my body starts to go into shock. Then it's a lovely trip to the hospital. Yep, I know, such a party pooper, eh? Thanks for the nice comments though. You guys get karma points.
By andthatshowitgoes - 14/06/2009 05:42 - United States
Fresh
By MalariaFree - 14/06/2009 11:08 - Uganda
By hdmi - 14/06/2009 11:14 - Tanzania United Republic of
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you guys, there's a word limit... i couldn't say that at least 500 people looked at me as though i killed someone, plus the officials were all pakistani so i had to translate what happened...then my grandma started shoutin at me for being a fool and Dubai airport is toooooo big...
By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia
Queasy
By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom
Hello Folks, I'm the OP. Because of the character limit I couldn't get in all the information so I just left the guts of it. The hobo that attacked me is a guy who's come up to me before and has had different stories. He's either: A vietnam vet (despite he's about 30), a broke composer, or the pregnant one. I finally had enough and decided to say something other than "Nope, no change". I don't care how malnourished anyone is, a swift kick in the nuts and you're going down on the ground. So I've now been beaten by the smelly hobo, The other people at the bus stop were helpful enough to sit there and watch me get beaten and robbed. I've reported it to the cops, so we'll see what happens. (Keep up the comments, they make me smile, even the rude one's who don't seem to notice their hypocrisy calling me a douche or a dick or whatever when all I did was pretty much the same thing. A hypocrite is a legless man who teaches track.)