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Bonsoir, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Et bein ! J'ai vraiment regretté d'être restée toute seule alors que mes parents ont beaucoup insisté que je les accompagne, c'est la toute première fois où je me retrouve seule dans la maison et ce pendant 3jours, mais c'est un mal pour un bien apparemment, une VDM validée !
By caro630 - 18/04/2013 06:54 - France
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Bonjour à tous et à toutes, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, alors oui c'était à mon mari. Après la lettre C il faut mettre un L et un I... et nous avons fait sauvagement l'amour quand je suis sorti de ma douche avant que lui ne s'en aille pour sa garde de 24H. Il est sapeur pompier professionnel. Donc je n'ai pas eu le temps de lui dire avant qu'il parte et je lui ai envoyé le texto ce matin à mon réveil. Et oui ma mère est très cool. Caro.
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By Love2sleep - 20/04/2013 04:31 - Australie - Brisbane
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By razleboldumenage - 25/04/2013 06:36 - France
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je voudrais apporter quelques précisions: Tout d'abord, je n'en veux absolument pas à ma mère, étant donné qu'elle disait cela sur le ton de l'humour. En fait, contrairement à ce que l'on pourrait penser, elle a dit ça parce que nous avons plus que 20 ans d'écart, et elle voulait juste me le faire remarquer, autrement dit, si elle avait eu 20 ans de moins, je ne serais toujours pas née, donc je n'aurais pas pu être une de ses amies. Voilà, voilà, en tout cas je suis très contente que ma VDM soit publiée, et je vous souhaite une très bonne journée :)
Pour remettre les choses dans leur contexte : ma femme et moi sommes engagés dans une procédure de divorce (pour d'autres raisons) depuis un moment et je me doutais qu'elle fréquentait quelqu'un. Par contre j'aurais jamais cru qu'il aurait l'audace de me saluer régulièrement avec force sourires comme il le fait.