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By lamamancuisinière - 02/05/2014 16:26 - France
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By mawt1 - 03/05/2014 03:15 - Canada - Montréal
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By rastapopoulos - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By j'entendsrien - 03/05/2014 19:27 - États-Unis - San Francisco
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By Outven - 05/05/2014 18:03 - France - Nanterre
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Salut salut ! Bon alors, quelques éclaircissements de la part de l'auteure, c'est-à-dire moi. Mon copain et ma grand-mère habitent tous les deux dans le Sud, loin de chez moi. Comme ma grand-mère a subi une petite opération de yeux, mon copain a gentiment proposé de s'occuper d'elle le soir, le temps qu'elle voit de nouveau correctement. Donc non, ma grand-mère n'est pas une cougar ;) Ciao, et merci pour la validation !
By MollyLips - 05/05/2014 15:20 - France - Bonnieux
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By heycestmoi - 09/05/2014 00:27 - France - Albi
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Bonjour ou bonsoir à tous ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (même si je sais pas comment on fait pour le prouver) et je viens de me créer un compte pour vous répondre. Alors premièrement oui je suis grande, 1m78 pour les curieux, et c'était une petite boîte de nuit, le genre d'endroit ou les plafonds sont bas et les gens peu nombreux (il devait y avoir une soixantaine de personnes, grand maximum !), ce qui explique que j'ai atteins les projecteurs, et de plutôt près... Sinon oui je l'avoue, c'était un grand moment d'égarement parce qu'avec quelques verres en moins je n'aurais jamais fait ça ! Mais finalement je trouve que je m'en suis plutôt bien sortie parce que de là ou étaient les gens, dans le noir ou aveuglés par la lumière (de MON projecteur, attention !), il paraît que j'étais plutôt peu visible ! On m'a aussi demandé si j'avais été aidée, et la réponse est non, pour la raison si dessus et aussi parce que j'ai fait comme si de rien n'était un bon moment en essayant de me décoincer en douce avant de réaliser que j'allais devoir tirer... Alors j'ai arrêté de "danser" et j'ai fini par retirer mes cheveux du projecteur, toute seule comme une grande ! Bien sûr au bout d'un moment, des gens ont remarqué, mais j'étais très loin de chez moi donc peu de chance d'être reconnue haha ! Je crois que j'ai donné toutes les précisions possibles, pour les autres questions du genre "Mais pourquoi t'as pas enlevé tes chaussures?" ou autres, dites vous seulement que je n'ai pas réfléchi sur le moment (et ça m'apprendra !). Et enfin, non je ne pense pas être une s*lope ou autre mot très poétique, je pense qu'il faut parfois arrêter de stéréotyper :) Voilà, bonne lecture à tous et n'abusez pas de l'alcool en soirée surtout !
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By kib13 - 09/05/2014 16:13 - France - Grenoble
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Alors, je t'explique…
By Rom49 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By Philou - 28/03/2013 15:48 - France
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Salut à tous! Je suis l'auteurE de cette VDM, oui je suis bien une fille, sûrement étourdie je ne vous le cache pas... Je me suis créée un compte j'avais trop envie de vous raconter ! Je suis en seconde et ma mère avec d'autres intervenants est venue nous présenter sa structure. Elle a parlé que 5min mais ça n'a pas loupé... Son téléphone a sonné, sonnerie au maximum et tout au fond de son sac en vrac... C'est principalement elle qui m'a trahie, elle etait super mal à l'aise et m'a fixé pendant quelques secondes. J'étais rouge écarlate ! Mon prof ayant vite compris (il était le seul a connaître le nom de famille de ma mère) en a rajouté une couche: "Vous chantez bien Elodie!" Pour répondre à vos questions, je ne sais absolument pas chanter mais heureusement m'a petite soeur m'accompagnait. Et la sonnerie! Je suis déçue personne n'a trouvé, c'est un "remake" de "Lola" de Superbus, ma mère s'appelle Annie : " Allô Annie décroches-moi je t'appelle et tu ne réponds pas, boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom, allô Annie c'est, moi yeeah "