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By courgettophile - 27/06/2014 09:19 - France - Paris
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By Mon-chat-me-hait - 01/07/2014 17:46 - France - Thiais
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By mondieu..0274936392748 - 01/07/2014 23:09 - France - Mauguio
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By tatajosiane - 02/07/2014 20:57 - France - Paris
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By Zazou90 - 06/07/2014 19:01 - France - Belfort
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Quel honneur ! Bon alors la suite de l'histoire : je lui ai demandé si ce qu'elle m'avait dit avant était un mensonge, et elle a éclaté de rire. Elle m'a après avoué son terrible méfait ! Si elle m'a menti, c'est parce qu'elle a abîmé notre voiture de nombreuses fois en l'espace de quelques mois (cette voiture était neuve) : rayures, petits accidents etc. Je ne suis pas non plus vraiment tout rose, puisque notre précédente voiture a fini à la casse à cause d'un accident que j'ai provoqué. Un couple de mauvais conducteurs quoi ;)
By Conductor - 11/07/2014 06:06 - France - Nice
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By Milwokee - 11/07/2014 13:42 - France - Bordeaux
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM (création de compte post-publication... classic !), effectivement il ne s'agit pas de ma grand-mère maternelle, sinon ça n'aurait pas de sens. Pour être exacte, ce n'est pas non plus ma grand-mère paternelle, c'est la mère de mon beau-père, l'actuel mari de ma mère après que mes parents aient divorcé, donc ma belle-grand-mère, vous me suivez ? Voilà, même avec les explications c'est un peu ardu, alors j'ai préféré simplifier :) Et ne vous inquiétez pas, le temps que ma mère s'étrangle avec sa bouchée, Beau-Papa était déjà monté au créneau pour dire à cette vieille fourbe de ne pas s'adresser ainsi à sa femme. Le pauvre ne sait pas comment se sortir de cette situation, "mamie" est horrible et n'en fait qu'à sa tête... Ma mère a généralement l'intelligence de ne pas surenchérir et de se contenter d'un regard assassin, mais quand ça va trop loin, elle ne mâche pas ses mots pour remettre la marâtre à sa place ! Donc en effet, soit c'est le silence lourd soit le pugilat, en tout cas toujours un mauvais moment. Et NON ma maman n'est pas grosse, elle fait juste un poids normal pour une dame de 50 ans qui a eu trois enfants, non mais !
By quartenbol - 14/07/2014 23:59 - France - Lyon
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By Dragoon - 15/07/2014 19:05 - France - Le Chesnay
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By masterchef - 08/08/2014 15:26 - France - Saint-gratien
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Bonjour Bonjour :) Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (heureuse d'être publiée, faut pas le cacher) et je viens apporter quelques précisions. Alors, que je vous situe le truc, le sentier dont je parle est une piste cyclable qui fait le tour d'un campus universitaire. Je l'emprunte pour aller d'un établissement à l'autre, ce qui va beaucoup plus vite que de passer par la route, ou de payer le bus. Cela s'est passé hier, il y avait beaucoup de monde, faut dire qu'en lorraine on profite du premier rayon de soleil parce qu'on en n'a pas des masses. Bref, je marchais tranquillement et du coin de l’œil j'ai aperçu un homme assis dans l'herbe qui avait les mains au niveau de son entrejambe. Rien de choquant jusque là. Mais en continuant de marcher j'ai remarqué qu'il avait quelque chose dans ses mains. Mon cerveau a alors cogité, et s'est dit "non, il joue quand même pas avec sa bite ?!". Puis, une personne qui allait dans sa direction a confirmé ce que je pensais étant donné qu'il a vite remballé sont matériel sous son short. J'avoue que ça m'a un peu choqué de voir un homme jouer avec son engin en plein milieu de l'après-midi dans une zone assez fréquentée. Mais, que voulez-vous ? Ça fait quand même une bonne VDM à raconter. Lorsque j'ai raconté l'histoire a mes parents, mon père m'a demandé pourquoi je n'avais pas appelé les flics pour exhibitionnisme, bah faut dire que ça m'avait pas traversé l'esprit x). Ma mère elle ne veut plus que j'emprunte des chemins bizarres (je suis quand même repassé par ce chemin aujourd'hui). Pour répondre à certains commentaires, non je n'ai pas vu si elle était grosse ou non, ma vue n'est pas aussi bonne désolé. Après pour le problème des enfants bah, on ne peut pas contrôler les évènements extérieurs, à un moment de leur vie ils vont bien finir par voir une bite hein. Voila, je crois que j'ai tout dit. Bonne fin de journée les VDMiens et ne fréquentez pas trop les lacs cet été, on ne sait jamais ;).