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By cretindechat - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Annay
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By Shimshi - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Geneve
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By Badawada - 16/10/2015 10:45 - France - Grenoble
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By Clarthe - 20/10/2015 15:41
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, ravie d'avoir été publiée ! Alors pour éclaircir les choses je promenais mon chien (tenu en laisse) en ville quand j'ai croisé ce charmant monsieur et son non-moins charmant compagnon à quatre pattes,le trottoir étant étroit j'étais obligée de passer à côté avec mon toutou, tout c'est bien passé jusqu'à ce que l'autre chien se retourne pour me mordre le mollet... J'ignore la raison qui l'a poussé à faire ça... Après avoir demandé au maître du chien si il était vacciné et qu'il m'ait demandé si moi je l'était, j'ai voulu discuter avec lui de cela mais ce monsieur c'est fermé comme une huître... J'suis donc rentrée chez moi pour désinfecter la plaie et voilà ! Je n'ai pas porté plainte et je ne pense pas le faire sauf si il y a des complications médicales mais j'espère ne plus croiser cet homme et son chien ! Je ne sais toujours pas si son chien était vacciné, mais la question posée par le propriétaire était plus censée m'envoyer balader que censée se préoccuper de ma santé ! Vos commentaires m'ont bien faits rire et si vous avez d'autres questions, j'y répondrai avec plaisir !
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By merci la famille - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Riaill
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By cellea - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By juuj - 21/02/2015 12:57 - Belgique - Seraing
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By Caroacio - 23/02/2015 12:36 - France
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By Matomik - 24/02/2015 09:59 - France - Montsoult
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By marchandesel - 24/02/2015 13:13 - France
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By Zola28 - 26/02/2015 12:00 - France - Saint-loub
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Bonjour, Bonsoir, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :) Alors déjà, pour tous ceux qui disent que c'est à cause de gens comme moi qu'il y a des accidents de la route, sachez que je suis tout ce qu'il y a de plus réglo : papiers en règle, tout mes points de permis, conduite sûre et prudente. Vous allez me dire, dans ce cas, pourquoi as tu jeté ton téléphone ? Et bien honnêtement, je ne sais pas. Tout simplement, je ne sais pas ce qui m'a pris. Je n'ai rien à ajouter à ce sujet, à vous de décider si vous me croyez ou pas. Vous imaginez sûrement la tête des policiers, qui étaient écroulés de rire alors que moi, j'étais rouge de honte. Figurez vous que je ne suis pas la seule à avoir fait ça, car d'après les policiers, d'autres personnes ont déjà eu ce "réflexe" avant moi. Je me sens déjà moins seule ! Ensuite, pour ceux qui me disent d'acheter un téléphone solide, et bien je vous invite en toute politesse à venir m'en acheter un, puisque vous vous y connaissez si bien. Le mien est allé taper la vitre arrière opposée, avant de tomber par terre. L'écran, complètement fissuré (quand je dis fissuré, c'est un faible mot pour décrire l'état de mon écran) n'a plus aucune sensibilité et le faire réparer coûte aussi cher que d'en racheter un autre ; d'autant plus que la batterie à été abîmée dans l' "accident". Voilà pour les petites précisions ! Je vous invite à poser vos questions, si vous en avez d'autres, dans ce commentaire, j'y répondrais avec plaisir ! Je vous prie également d'arrêter les commentaires méchants tels que "TLBM, c'est à cause de toi que des innocents meurent" car, je le répète, je suis tout ce qu'il y a de plus REGLEMENTAIRE. Amicalement, l'auteure de cette VDM.
By mamanragé - 28/02/2015 11:20 - France - Montpellier
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By chien de garde - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
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By Sakiyo - 03/03/2015 19:38 - France - Port-de-bouc
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By rafnol - 04/03/2015 10:46
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By Tom24440 - 04/03/2015 19:36 - France
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Pour information non je ne fais pas parti de ces élèves qui posent des questions idiotes sans arrêt toute l'année. ( ce qui dans ce cas là oui serait certainement justifiée ) Je fait généralement une à deux interventions par cours d'éco ( ce qui pour un élève de Terminale lambda est tous à fait raisonnable) Mon prof d'éco a une réputation catastrophique dans mon lycée et est réputé pour donner des cours minables justement. Le prof se force à faire cours et je pense qu'il n'a pas envi de donner plus d'explications. Du coup quand je lui ai posé 3-4 questions sur la politique budgétaire, il m'a donné une exclusion de cours et à fait de même avec 2 autres élèves aujourd'hui. Il ne me parle toujours pas d'ailleurs.
By Anonyme - 04/03/2015 19:49 - France - Paris
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By Batbat - 05/03/2015 20:53 - France - Port-de-bouc
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Bonjour bonjour je suis l'auteure de la vdm! Ravie que ma vdm ait été publiée et je dois avouer que l'anecdote était bien amusante à conter :) désolée pour la petite faute mais je pensais qu'elle serait corrigée... m'enfin bon. Donc oui mon copain miaule un peu quand il dort (ça n'est pas systématique il ne le fait pas toujours), mais lors de notre première nuit ensemble je dois avouer que c'était très surprenant! Je le lui ai dit quand il s'est réveillé et a été assez perplexe. Ce qui est amusant c'est que depuis le début de notre relation je le surnomme "Chaton" :) Enfin bref voilà... j'hésitais un peu à dire ces petites explications car voyez-vous sur les profils il y a un bouton "Miaou" et je le vois gros comme une maison que certains viendront y appuyer en référence à cette vdm ^_^'' Merci!