They tried to make me go to rehab…
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true. and the reason why is my son decided to block the opening to the litter box and the cereal looked like his litter. can't get made about that
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All is well, he was reminded to have "nice hands" as well as other things. He lives at the facility I work at, but I will not be working with this youth anymore. Things escalated very quickly and in order for everyone to be safe and be able to learn in an apparently less tempting environment I will be in a different location.