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  • Chez moi, at home, The whole world is my country
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  • Thursday 01 January 1976
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About Jean_meur_de_rir

J'adore les blagues, me marrer, rire, taquiner.

Tease me baby!

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petit kiwi tells us more.

petit kiwi 30

Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, je viens des années après donner mes petites explications ... De nature tête en l'air oui je suis sortie avec ma serviette sur la tête sans m'en rendre compte car quand je me douche je me maquille et m'habille avant de me coiffer, je retire ma serviette en dernier , histoire de ne pas avoir les cheveux dans les yeux quand je me maquille et de ne pas mouiller mes vêtements avec mes cheveux ... L'été je porte des ballerines, donc pas eu besoin de baisser la tête pour faire mes lacets, et en ce qui concerne la voiture, je fais 1m54 donc je touche rarement le plafond de la voiture ;) ! Le principal c'est tout de même que j'ai pensé à m'habiller . Bien contente que ma VDM soit publiée merci à l'équipe de modération !

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Alors... je tiens à confirmer que cette histoire est entièrement vraie de A à Z. Explication aux plus suspicieux: c'était donc effectivement dans la tour de la terreur. Dans cette attraction, on est assis sur des "bancs" sans réelles démarcations entre les sièges et sans autres ceintures de sécurité qu'une petite ceinture noire identique à celle que vous trouver dans les sièges du milieu sur la banquette arrière d'une voiture. J'étais d'ailleurs assise entre mon copain et ce monsieur. Donc quand l'ascenseur s'est cassé la gueule, j'ai hurlé de peur, fermé les yeux et de manière totalement instinctive sans même que je me rende compte (ou que je prête attention à ce que mes mains faisaient...), je me suis retrouvé la main sur les bijoux de monsieur. Forcément, quand l'ascenseur a arrêté de tomber et que j'ai pu remettre deux neurones en place et que mon cerveau a commencé à traiter d'autres informations que la peur, j'ai sentie sous ma main le jean de monsieur et j'ai réalisé que ce n'était pas une sensation normalement attendue... j'ai légèrement tâté avec ma main (on est dans le noir dans le manège) et me suis aperçue, morte de honte, que je venais de lui agripper les parties.... En sortant de l'attraction, j'ai tout expliqué à mon petit ami, je me suis cachée derrière lui pour pas que le type vienne me voir et me dise quelque chose. On a regardé la photo prise dans l'attraction et effectivement, la preuve était là sur l'écran de contrôle, devant les yeux de tout le monde ! Bien évidemment, on a pris cette photo en photo pour avoir un souvenir probant... Voila toute l'histoire !!!