By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino
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By more than I wanted to know - 13/05/2013 19:10 - Italy - San Giustino
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Hi OP here, a little extra detail. My little girl (7 years old) is having her "bad haircut faze" she is self conscious about it and it didn't help that she overheard this obnoxious woman! I had to spend hours building back up her confidence. It was truly a horrible thing to do. Sorry it doesn't show up as mine as I posted it from my phone and then made an account!
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By i suck, this i know :( - 26/07/2013 22:11 - Malawi - Blantyre
OP here. My mom is super awesome, and it was actually really funny. I just thought sharing it with FML would be fun. :) As far as the status, it wasn't an attention thing, I was just remarking on an elderly couple I saw walking the mall and wanted to post about it. The bit about my boyfriend was just an add-on.