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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City
By strawberrywine22 - 28/09/2012 02:14 - United States - Torrance
By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 05:18 - United States - Hobbs
By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon
By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 06:29 - Norway - Oslo
By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton
By SorryUncleTommy - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn
By DCarreon - 04/10/2012 07:13 - United States - Ceres
By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States
By BusinessTurtle - 06/10/2012 07:49 - United States - Ames
OP here, I've changed my locks and moved across town and I really don't want to hire a lawyer.
By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London
By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom
By embarrassed - 08/10/2012 09:12 - Australia - Morphett Vale
By jack - 08/10/2012 18:36 - United States - Mcnabb
By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States
By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard
By AdamwithanA - 11/10/2012 03:36 - Canada - Surrey
I couldn't tell how many for sure but it was pretty heavy and the smell was unbelievable.
By sadness - 12/10/2012 02:48 - United States - Metairie
By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto
By 3023-dang - 15/10/2012 20:27 - United States
OP here :) No, I'm NOT a terrible wife. I had a situation that caused sex to be very painful for me, so we weren't doing it very much. He got frustrated, this ***** started chatting with him. I moved in with my parents, and two weeks later he ended it with her (without even meeting her in person yet) realizing that it was his sexual frustration talking. We are back together and working things out, which is easier now that I've been to the doctor and had my situation taken care of. Thanks for the sympathy, and a big FECK OFF to the haters ;)