Sedici

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  • Derrière toi, Au fond à droite
  • 32 years-old
  • Monday 13 June 1994
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About Sedici

Heey.

Pas mal de monde commence par "Je ne mange personne."... Alors je ne mange personne ou presque.

Futur motard... Tellement hate!
Motard(e) ou futur(e) motard(e) ? T'es obligé(e) de venir me parler ! ??
Fan du Japon & des sushis ?
Hisoka --> ?
Pomme --> ?


Mon chat t'a tapé dans l'oeil ? Mets un MIAOU.. Ça lui fera plaisir... Il regarde ses MIAOUS tous les jours.. ?

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Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

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YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Beginner

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I liked to the power of 20

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Picture this FML

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50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

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charlinemg 8

Salut les petits gourmands ! Je suis l'éditrice de cette VDM et tenais, contre toute attente, à rendre compte de cette fabuleuse recherche, qui m'a value le moment le plus gênant de ma vie !

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doigtdansloeil 31

Coucou ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! Ma surprise à été grande quand je suis rentrée ; rien de mieux que remonter son moral après un examen ratée que de voir sa VDM publiée (je me suis d'ailleurs mangé ma porte d'entrée (non, non, je vous assure, les pizzas, c'est meilleur)). Je suis là pour vous apporter quelques précisions : Tout d'abord, je ne suis pas le boulet.... hum... personne qui a levé la main mais sa cousine. Hehe. Habitante d'un pays qui ne connaît pas videmerde.fr (pauvre d'eux) elle n'as, bien sûr, pas pu poster elle même sa gaffe. J'en profite donc par la même occasion de la ridiculiser un peu. Re hehe. Elle m'as raconté cette anecdote "brevetique" (il n'y a d'ailleurs pas de brevet dans ce pays, mais un autre examen, tout aussi semblable) lorsque je lui ait conté mes malheurs de révisions pour mes examens blancs. J'ai bien rigoler, et décider de poster cette histoire. D'après ce qu'elle m'as raconté, lorsqu'elle avait levé la main pour l'agiter, le surveillant avait écarquillés les yeux avant d'éclater de rire (attitude tout à fait compréhensible me diriez vous). La classe à bien entendue suivi et le tout c'est transformé en foire. Les cinq dernières minutes furent les plus longues de sa vie. Soutenons-la. Une page facebook a d'ailleurs été cr... Non ? Bon je me tais. Merci aux chères commentateurs : vous m'avez bien fait rire ! Merci aussi à ce qui ont partagés leurs incidents de même genre, je vous soutiendrais aussi dans votre courtes vies. Il me semble aussi avoir vu un commentaire parlant de brocoli... Mais je ne le retrouve plus. Je lance donc un avis de recherche car je suis impatiente de savoir quel est l'individu suspect qui parle de nourriture. Ou, c'est peut-être mon ventre affamé qui cherche des légumes verts. Merci aussi aux modérateurs, et à tous ceux qui ont participé à la publication ! Hey !