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Lnittoc's favorite FMLs
By iet_Wyrda - 31/08/2013 11:25 - France - Guingamp
iet_Wyrda tells us more.
By Mouztic - 16/10/2013 16:39 - France - Blanquefort
Mouztic tells us more.
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Tout d'abord je suis surpris mais assez content que ma VDM a été publié. Je me suis donc crée spécialement un compte pour répondre à certains de vos commentaires. Donc tout d'abord, quand j'ai aperçu le billet, mon premier réflexe a été d'aller voir le chauffeur pour lui demander de s'arrêter mais comme on était sur la route il n'a pas voulu. J'ai donc pas vraiment eu le choix.. En plus on était en plein après-midi alors je suppose que vu le monde qu'il y avait, le billet n'a pas du faire long feu ^^ J'espère que je serai plus chanceux si il y a une prochaine fois. Voilà !
By veuxtumepouser - 27/10/2013 23:04 - France - Marseille
By miaou - 24/11/2013 21:52 - France
By charlesDelaroch - 20/02/2014 19:38 - France - Poisat
charlesDelaroch tells us more.
Salut à tous :) Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Bon quelques précisions : c'est une histoire vraie qui vient d'arriver à mon cousin cette semaine pendant qu'on était au cinéma ! Ça nous a fait pas mal rire sur le coup ^^ pour ce qui est du film, ou du nom, je vous laisse chercher un peu :p et pour finir, mon cousin n'est pas vraiment au chômage, il suit des études de management mais comme tout étudiants d'aujourd'hui, il vie de petits boulots à gauche à droite et non des bénéficies de ce fameux film ! Voilà, merci à tous pour avoir validée cette VDM ! Bonne soirée à tous :)
By Anonyme - 30/06/2014 09:36 - France
By nicaseb - 30/06/2014 22:08 - France - Gravelines
Précise
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 27/11/2014 01:31 - Australie - Rhodes
Moi aussi
By jahrom - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Mary-sur-marne
Ouin ouin
By wrongshoes - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Belgique - Brussels
Gazeuse
By Audrey - 04/12/2014 10:02 - Allemagne
By cauchemarencuisine - 05/12/2014 07:53 - France - Saint-di
By lebpekin - 23/01/2015 15:48 - France - Paris
By gateausurprise - 23/01/2015 23:51 - Belgique - Gembloux
Boss Baby
By makayabou2001 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Bordeaux
By Eugenezelle - 03/02/2015 22:02 - France - Saint-germain-du-plain
Dégage !
By Anonyme - 10/02/2015 15:20 - France - Marignac
By Coin Coin - 18/02/2015 08:20 - France - Seclin
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! J'ai été très agréablement surprise quand j'ai vu qu'elle avait été publiée ! Tout d'abord un grand merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont beaucoup fait rire :) Pour tous les sceptiques, je peux vous assurer que ceci m'est bel et bien arrivé. Je tenais aussi à préciser que, contrairement à ce qu'on peut penser, j'avais déjà lu le livre avant que mon chien s'en prenne à lui^^