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By sucks - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook
Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
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By princess - 07/12/2015 14:12 - United States - San Francisco
OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.