Allez, t'es sûr ?
By Selfiestick - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Italie - Rome
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By Selfiestick - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Italie - Rome
By dirladirladada - 25/03/2015 11:37 - France - Nice
By morphea - 26/03/2015 19:34 - France - Chantepie
By alma - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Bordeaux
By Anonyme - 26/03/2015 20:48 - France - Louvres
By l - 27/03/2015 22:02 - France - Nancray
By allopatron - 28/03/2015 08:44 - France - Paris
By glouglou - 28/03/2015 22:07 - France - Thann
By toxhell - 29/03/2015 16:45 - France
By Alex76 - 30/03/2015 12:10 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Bagnolet
By Anonyme - 02/04/2015 20:15 - France - Toulouse
By arjhog - 03/04/2015 05:48 - France
By cacapipipopo - 03/04/2015 10:49 - Réunion
By Mama - 04/04/2015 14:01 - France
By Okwood - 04/04/2015 16:38 - France - L'huisserie
En fait j'avais mis 4-5 episodes de 40 minutes chacuns environ, la série c'est Hannibal, comme le film mais en série :p
By 72looping - 05/04/2015 06:43 - France
By Eragooon - 05/04/2015 15:03 - France - Grand Camp
By Anonyme - 05/04/2015 16:41 - France - Chambéry
By Anonyme - 05/04/2015 17:37 - France - Courbevoie
Oh bonne mère ! Mais j'suis publiée ! Et je comprends les petites explosions de reconnaissance et de joie dans les commentaires d'auteurs maintenant ! Eh bien, voilà mon vrai nom de compte, comme beaucoup j'ai préféré réinventer un pseudo pour poster. Quant au contexte, ben ça fait déjà quelques mois. Voilà : j'accompagnais mon père pour un café avec une de ses connaissances, ancienne collègue et vieille amie, qu'il n'avait plus vue depuis perpète et des brouettes. On tournait en rond en ville à la recherche d'un café qui soit ouvert un dimanche, on avait fait les présentations depuis longtemps ; on discutait en marchant, et puis sa collègue me demande, en toute politesse, comment allait la vie lycéenne de mon côté. C'est mon père qui s'est chargé de la réponse avec cette belle réplique. Bon mais faut que vous sachiez, je dis VDM mais, comme beaucoup d'anecdotes postées, j'en ai ri, c'est juste l'humour paternel. Comme j'ai mentionné, sa collègue est quelqu'un de proche, ils se connaissaient déjà que j'étais même pas à l'état de projet, il peut se permettre ce genre de piques avec elle. Et puis, booon, c'était pas entièrement faux, comme remarque. J'ai dû être un grizzli ou un ours dans une autre vie. Voilà toute l'histoire. En tout cas merci pour vos commentaires, surtout #30 et #31, vous m'avez bien fait marrer, et #1, ha mais carrément (Du vécu ? ^^) #14, merci pour ton soutien ! #6, bah, elle est très sympathique hein mais y'a une sacrée différence de génération entre nous (tu me diras, ça n'empêche rien). Et merci et bravo pour toutes les belles parodies de cette réplique truculente, j'aurais pas fait mieux. Ah, et : Le nom sous lequel j'ai posté la VDM est le titre d'un épisode, que je veux bien donner ma main à celui qui reconnaît d'où ça vient. Merci encore, je suis bien contente que ça en ait fait rire assez pour être publiée !