Fatigue
By Autoplus - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
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By Autoplus - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
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By Frankenwoman - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Romorantin
Bonjour, je suis l’auteur de cette VDM, la 2ème !!! Youpi ! Pour vous expliquer le contexte. Depuis plusieurs années, avec une amie nous nous envoyons pour noël un colis contenant des spécialités de la région. J’envoie du fromage de chèvre et du vin de Touraine, elle m’envoie des saucissons de Lacaune (retenez le nom ;) petite ville du Tarn. Chaque année la factrice me demande ce qu’il y a dans ce colis qui embaume dans son camion, voire dans les locaux de la poste… mais je ne m’attendais pas à ce que celui de cette année arrive avec 4 couches de scotch rouge avec la mention « ouvert par la douane ». Le scotch supplémentaire a limité les odeurs mais pas notre fou rire. Les douaniers ont bien dû se marrer, les chiens être au grand désespoir car ils n’ont rien eu du tout. (En gros cette VDM est pour eux) Rien ne manquait et tout avait été bien remballé. Merci à l’équipe de la douane ! On ne pourra pas dire que leurs chiens manquent de flair en tout cas. Par contre, je me demande s’ils vont repérer le colis d’échange qui contient les fromages de chèvre …
By viedebassiste - 23/12/2014 10:31 - France - Paris
By Boss - 23/12/2014 17:21 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
Salut les jeunes, et merci de m'avoir validée (tout le mérite revient à mon chat). alors d'abord oui je suis heureuse d'avoir retrouver ce petit chacripan (ou plutôt qu'il m'ait retrouvée). Non je n'ai pas attendu 2 semaines pour le rechercher, je faisais des tour du quartier en l'appelant chaque soir en rentrant du travail. Ce n'est d'ailleurs pas la première fois qu'il me fait le coup, en juillet il a disparu 1 semaine et est revenu 1h après que j'ai passé 3h a le chercher sous la pluie. C'est un petit fugueur qui aime jouer avec mes nerfs, mais je peux pas lui en vouloir :)