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  • Monday 20 February 1984
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About Codjoland

Le temps n'abîme pas nos premiers enthousiasmes. Même s'ils prennent la poussière dans notre mémoire, nous y tenons toujours. Quoi qu'il arrive, je garde le souvenir des petites joies qui ont fait mon premier bonheur.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

The return of the thumb

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The thumb strikes back

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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What'ch'all looking at?

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The Mixer

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Godlike spy - 007 level

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I'm a rock star

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100 kick-ass comments

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Invader

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I liked to the power of 20

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Star of the Forum

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Tell us what happened next

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Censored

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50 quality comments

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Tweet, tweet

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Codjoland's favorite FMLs

mam3zelle tells us more.

mam3zelle 18

Bon, je pense qu'une petite explication s'impose. Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Entre nous, il n'y avait pas de routine, de déclarations neu neu ni de trop plein de bons sentiments. On était juste bien et évidemment il y avait le petit lot d'engueulades. Et puis il a connu des évènements malheureux, voire très durs. A partir de là il s'est enfermé et m'a rejeté. Alors je l'ai laissé tranquille un long moment. Puis je suis revenue et là j'ai eu droit à "c'est pas toi, on était bien, mais le bonheur ça me fait chier, j'ai pas envie". Voilà, pour vous aider à mieux comprendre.

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tartard 8

Allez, après plus de trois ans dans le top 3 des TLBM, je dis tout, j'avoue tout: cette histoire est vraie. Et je suis toujours marié... mais avec ma "maitresse" de 2008... c'est la vie, et elle belle la vie ;) Et je garde de très bons contacts avec mon ex-épouse qui a aussi refait sa vie. Bonne chance à tous, vous verrez que ce n'est pas toujours simple. "trompez, c'est pas bien" etc. ... vous verrez quand vous aurez un peu vécu... Vous verrez, vous verrez...