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By gangster patate - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
By gangster patate - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Marinehannah76 - 19/02/2012 08:54 - France
By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
By dougliniatre - 22/02/2012 17:13 - Reserved
By Anonyme - 23/02/2012 23:49 - France
By brocolis - 03/03/2012 23:52 - France
By Anonyme - 05/03/2012 12:05 - France
By Anonyme - 06/03/2012 19:11 - Reserved
By Majda84 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Maroc
By Anonyme - 10/03/2012 18:44 - France
By Wace04 - 14/03/2012 10:39 - Chine
By Souleiados - 14/03/2012 15:39 - France
J’ai beaucoup ri en lisant tous vos commentaires ! et j’ai surtout bien ri de voir toutes les questions philosophiques tournant autour de ma pointure… Mesdames et Messieurs, je lève le voile sur ma taille : 1m72. Et, en effet j’ai des grands pieds mais c’est proportionnel. Et je le vis très bien merci ! Il m'arrive toujours des choses peu banales dans ce genre de registre, mais là j'avoue que c'était du grand art. Je n'étais pas spécialement pressée mais les Parisiens le sont eux, et c’était en montant un escalier du métro que j’ai été bousculée, ma chaussure est tombée quelques marches plus bas, et prise dans le flot j’ai dû continuer à monter les escaliers. Une fois en haut je suis redescendue mais je n’ai pas vu ma ballerine qui pourtant était rouge donc voyante. J’ai eu quelques réflexions du type « cendrillon où est ton prince charmant ? » qui m’ont fait sourire parce qu’au final j’ai trouvé ça drôle et original de perdre une chaussure de cette manière ! La partie moins drôle ça a été de finir le reste du chemin pieds nus…
By mangaman09 - 15/03/2012 23:42 - Suisse
By vic - 02/06/2012 19:14 - France - Marcelcave
By NinouTower - 24/10/2012 14:33 - France - Anglet
Bonjour, je viens de voir que ma VDM a été publiée ! Merci à tous de l'avoir commentée ! ...et d'avoir été si gentils :D En fait, c'est quelqu'un de ma famille qui est décédée, et ils l'ont confondue avec moi, SAUF QUE cette personne n'était pas vraiment honnête vis-à-vis des autorités... Donc, cette lettre m'a ordonné de payer ce que cette personne n'a jamais payé... Voilà pourquoi j'ai dû me rendre aux impôts pour rectifier cette ENORME erreur... Et oui oui, ils m'ont bien demandé si j'étais sûre de ne pas être morte, oui oui... ^^
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By John - 11/03/2008 12:09
By Cotton tige - 01/04/2008 17:20
By So - 17/04/2008 14:35
By Epopee - 21/04/2008 03:38
Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)