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By daughterinlaw - 18/12/2012 17:09 - United States - La Plata
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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 19:05 - Malaysia - Shah Alam
Hey all, OP here. To clarify a few things: it was at the airport lounge, the mother and son had a double couch together and I had a single chair next to the son. The water bottle was disposable and on a clearly visible pocket in my backpack. I still have no idea what I did wrong.