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By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon
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By poserpilot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - El Cajon
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I was wearing regular jeans. I do occasionally wear skinny jeans, but nothing like this ever happened.
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By chococool223 - 12/04/2009 10:51 - Korea Republic of
okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!