By BusinessTurtle - 06/10/2012 07:49 - United States - Ames
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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London
Random encounter
By FML_Elle - 06/10/2012 15:52 - United States
By didntknowyoucouldbreakit - 06/10/2012 20:29 - New Zealand - Auckland
Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…
By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway
By badluckbrianna - 07/10/2012 05:43 - Canada - Scarborough
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You know the corner of the door opening where the roof of the car meets the side of the car? I was already out of the car and facing away from the car. I started to lose my balance so I grabbed onto that corner (So I guess not really the roof of the car. Half the roof half the side of the car? I don't know what to call it and it's so hard to describe) to regain balance and adjust my crutches. My fingers were curled into the car and my palm resting on the roof. I'm pretty tall so that might be why I could do that. It's a sedan so it's short and it was the back door. Next thing I know SLAM. It still hurts to type.
By SoSexy - 07/10/2012 10:25 - United States - Stockton
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Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.
By justabitembarrassed - 07/10/2012 14:20 - United States - Chagrin Falls
By Nana - 22/10/2012 15:39 - Sweden - Skellefte
Sorry for nothing, lady
By bad samaritan - 23/10/2012 03:51 - United States - Houston
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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles
Dad jokes
By Dinger1992 - 23/10/2012 13:19 - United States
Technique
By Andrew - 23/10/2012 19:12 - United States
Protip
By Pokemon problems - 23/10/2012 22:00 - Canada - Toronto
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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 22:43 - United States - Lahaina
Jesus is my social media manager
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul
Disneyworld
By onlyme - 25/10/2012 02:36 - United States
OP here, I've changed my locks and moved across town and I really don't want to hire a lawyer.