By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States
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Work is a 4-letter word
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Neverdont's favorite FMLs
We should do this again some time
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland
By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia
Referral
By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada
By Deadman - 02/04/2012 13:37 - United States
By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan
By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 16:17 - Canada
Needs
By Kelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Roseville
By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States
By unfriendlyskies - 02/04/2012 23:40 - United States - Central Falls
By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City
By Kilimanjaro - 03/04/2012 04:41 - France
Racing stripes
By Wannabees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada
By lizann - 03/04/2012 05:39 - United States - Scottsdale
By thatscreamerguy - 03/04/2012 11:11 - United Kingdom - Mitcham
thatscreamerguy tells us more.
By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 14:16 - Australia - Sandringham
By beagle1 - 03/04/2012 15:10 - United States - Knoxville
By spougeineye1 - 03/04/2012 16:37 - United States - Tacoma
Don't let them get you down
By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson
For anybody wondering, it was "Medieval 2 Total War" on very hard mode. I don't own a microphone, and don't play Call of Duty. Watching the Iberian peninsula falling to unstoppable Moorish hordes really tugs at the heartstrings though, y'know?