By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States
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Bemywonderwall's favorite FMLs
Not quite ready for the Winter Olympics
By Floof - 15/02/2010 13:35 - United States
How could you?
By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
You hypocrite
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By TraumatizedMother - 02/10/2011 07:27 - United States
Hermit life
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Quiet
By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States
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By AmyLeigh - 26/08/2012 04:18 - Canada - Edmonton
Oh, hi Mark!
By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 05:46 - United States - Olympia
You OK dude?
By kvdfan - 27/08/2012 12:57 - United States
In distress
By jdch_99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays
Technically
By nice one - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank
Geckosrock99 tells us more.
OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.
Now casting
By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota
By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles
DJ Perfectionist
By ImOverHere - 02/09/2012 16:56 - United States - Whitehouse
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.